What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go ahead! 2yb3

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!

What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!

How did the duck buy lipstick?
She just put it on her bill!

Why should you avoid products with velcro?
Because they're a total rip-off!

Why does Waldo only wear striped shirts?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Why was the man hit by a bike every day?
Because he was stuck in a vicious cycle!

What did the termite say after walking into the bar?
"Is the bar tender here?"